mandi thomas is not my lover. she's just a girl who claims that "I am the one."
maybe there's a God above, but all I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you.
the [Queen] of wishful thinking.
”_______ fucking broke me. I have feelings now.”
“I feel like at this point, if Gabe Saporta came and propositioned me for sex, I would only grudgingly hop on that d.”
“I feel like spending so much time thinking about kissing a particular boy should be reserved for sixteen year olds. It’s ridiculous though. it’s fucking lips and I’m like omg omg I wonder what it would be like. Like I’ve never kissed anyone before.”
“Fuck. I feel like this whole debacle really illuminates the fact that there was absolutely no depth to my feelings for Pat.”
