mandi thomas is not my lover. she's just a girl who claims that "I am the one."
maybe there's a God above, but all I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you.
the [Queen] of wishful thinking.
The awkward moment when have this really real-seeming but unrealistic AND YET TOTALLY WEIRD and temporarily intriguing dream where you make out with your former crush and ex-friend who you now hate.
Furthermore, the awkward moment two days later when you find yourself missing the memory of your completely unrelated and different ex. No matter how over someone you are, that shit will still creep up on you… because of the familiar taste of green Stride gum or a word he said a lot or whatever… damn you, keen sensory memory.
MOVING ON……
